December 2011
1 post
November 2011
1 post
June 2011
5 posts
cage diving with great white sharks? oh facebook ads, you think im a lot cooler than i actually am #iwish
Om nom nom (@ Cosi) http://4sq.com/kjvQBw
Nothings creepier than hearing all the electronics come back to life after a power outage #mindoftheirown
I’m at CTA - Addison (Red Line) (Addison & Sheffield, Chicago) http://4sq.com/jhrm8H
May 2011
15 posts
ran too much today, gonna be in so much pain tomorrow
rain rain go away come again any time other than the 3 months im home. but hey, at least its above 40 degrees today #mayinchicago
Cousin’s friends mother trying to tell me to stop texting while they’re singing the song from tarzan #worryboutyourownkids
Driving past wrigley. the smell of hot dogs and beer= summertime chicago #gocubs
admitting my unhealthy obsession with the show GRΣΣK. 8 episodes in a row, 3 seasons in less than a week. dont become me @HanMmMmGood
We’re in this one together “@harrismayer: Operation: Stop Being A Shitshow is officially in action”
All I want this morning is some evk powerade and potatoes
really in the mood to bake a funfetti cake and eat it all #homefromcollege
netflix: the single reason i am still on a west coast time sleep schedule #californiagirlproblems
I’m at Fraiche Yogurt (459 Lagunita Drive, Stanford) http://4sq.com/mpd64r
I’m at Ground Zero Performance Cafe (TRO) (615 Childs Way, University of Southern California, Los Angeles) http://4sq.com/ltc1cu
Bookstacks: the shadiest study spot ever. (@ Doheny Memorial Library (DML)) http://4sq.com/ksQ788
Just stamped my loyalty card at Ground Zero Performance Cafe (www.usc.edu/gz), 9 stamps left to Free coffee!. http://rewardy.com/get-appwww.usc.edu/gz), 9 stamps left to Free coffee!. http://rewardy.com/get-app
RT @EddieRMurphy: I think whoever shot Bin Laden is going to be the first guy in history to die of blowjobs.
I’m at Jacks N Joe (2498 S Figueroa St, W Adams Blvd, Los Angeles) http://4sq.com/lTXsp1
April 2011
8 posts
I’m at Ground Zero Performance Cafe (TRO) (615 Childs Way, University of Southern California, Los Angeles) http://4sq.com/l3eSoB
Dinner for Colleen’s Birthday (@ The Lab Gastropub w/ 4 others) http://4sq.com/j8YVnY
Does @MattBarkley always think profound statements like that before lunch? Cause I definitely just saw him at the campus center #cpk
The fastest ones make babies, the slowest ones make a mess #brianblass
need. sober. time.
Think I just heard a gunshot #wtfsouthcentral
got home at 4:08am #likeachamp
You wish you went to school where I do #LAlife http://yfrog.com/h87qjudj
March 2011
4 posts
Orange county.. Oh what clean air you have #springbreak
Dear men, Please continue to take out the trash, mow the lawn, pump the gas, and pay for the dates. Sincerely, sure, I… http://lil.as/2Z6
(609): he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Dear high school students, You think you have sleep problems now? Just wait until you start taking Adderall. Sincerely… http://lil.as/2NU
“Cats are all grody looking.. All they can do is rub against you and shit.. And they can’t give big dog eyes” #thingssororitygirlssay
February 2011
8 posts
Beat UCDavis today, now time for another lax weekend up at SLO! #fitfunwin
Days off are always the least productive #itook4napstoday
Passed santa clase lane and summerland… Hmmm #ilovecalifornia
Try playing lax in it #dying #hypothermia “@quinn_mason: It looks like 19th century London on the quad right now #ihaterain”
justin bieber obsession begins after sam sings Baby on Glee…. all of BK215 jizzed their pants
Supersize me on at the gym #soappropriate
who knew trying to help out a friend in a bad situation could lead to some much drama #housingissues
January 2011
9 posts
beat UCSD today 19-3! #trojanlax #fighton
have fun with your snowday eastcoast, im having a “its too warmand sunny out to go to class” day. oh wait, that everyday #californiadreaming
Heading back to USC! As much as I love chicago, I miss my cali fam
why do we even have that leaver? #emperorsnewgroove #greatmovie
RT @USC_Athletics: 5-time NCAA Lacrosse champion Lindsay Munday has been named USC’s first ever women’s lacrosse head coach, AD Pat Hade …
Dear World, You do know that it never said ANYWHERE that Humpty Dumpty was an egg, right? Sincerely, mind blown. http://lil.as/1Ve #break
Happy new year! #bringit2011
Stop being my arch nemisis jackoff #newyearstrainconvos